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written by @itsthecaptain

So I was looking at some pictures and thought…WOW…This would be a pretty dope topic for all the fellas. It could also pose as a PSA for women to know what exactly wins while your are on the internet and engaging in social networking! Check out my top 10 of Things That Make Men Horny On The Internet!

1. Airbrush Photos – Ahh…The one too that makes a 7 a 1,000! We men fall for the flawless and sexy look more than anything…Its totally unbelievable but at that moment when the blood leaves your brain…who cares!

2. Proper Thigh and Booty representation – I like full figured girls…and when Im on a site and see a nice 36-24-44..I GO CRAZY!!!

3. Big girls at a great cleavage angle – The ultimate optical illusion yet we all fall for it. The Girls are cute and those are D’s..its just always a bit different than what you expected when you meet in person

4. Women laying on the bed with bedroom eyes – After 9pm this picture is the reason why guys inbox with the “What’s Up?” Message lol….

5. Two words…petite and toned – We are all beautiful but no matter what you are into when a girl has gorgeous legs and nice abs..its a definite turn on

6. Classic shot of female group in bikini’s – From Spring Break till Labor Day NOTHING IS NICER than 4 or more Female friends in 2 pieces who take the classic group shot

7. Party girl poses and attitude – You know that picture the girl takes where she isnt SUPER DRUNK but nice and she has that bottle in the air with the cute outfit? Pretty nice right?

8. Captured Lesbian behavior – Although it is EXTREMELY OVERUSED, Girls with their tounges out or kissing and mashed together still get men around the world excited

9. Female Straddling anything! – Chairs, Cars, Mechanical bulls…doesn’t matter…its sexy on the internet!

10. Plain Jane girls with messy hair look – You know that girl that added you..and you thought “eh..she’s ok”..but then..She decided to walk into her bathroom, remove those glasses and let her hair down and got 30 LIKES! Yea…she is number 10!

So..Have you seen these? Ladies, have you done any of the above? Submit a photo so we can create a gallery of “The Top Things That Make Men Horny on The Internet”. What did I leave out that can make the Top 20!

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