Hide ‘dem brewskies!
Prince William and Kate Middleton have banned beer from their upcoming royal nuptials.
Beer was deemed to be unsuitable for such a distinguished occasion so guests will be served only champagne and wine.
An insider to the royal wedding says:
“There won’t be any beer. Let’s face it, it isn’t really an appropriate drink to be serving in the Queen’s presence at such an occasion. It was always their intention to give their guests a sophisticated experience and they have chosen the food and drink with this in mind.”
The couple has also agreed to stay sober throughout the evening in order to “savor” their special day.
Aw, so sweet.
Wondering what else will be served at the royal wedding?
The official royal wedding menu will include canapés, quail’s eggs with celery salt, mini Yorkshire puddings with roast beef, and mini sausage rolls.
Mmmm….sound, um, yummy!