I had to Tivo the Grammys so I didn’t get to catch all the action, live and in person. I will have a Monday Grammy Party with myself! However the outfits have been worn and the Grades have been given. All thanks to omg.yahoo.com :)
Lady GaGa – I can’t with you Stefanie
Gaga’s custom-made, crystallized Armani gown was quite impressive, but her two-toned hairdon’t, exaggerated makeup, heelless platforms, and unnecessary accessory ruined what could have been an out-of-this-world outfit.
Britney – Come on BRITNEY COME ON. uuugh
We were hoping the pop tart would continue her comeback in an award-winning dress, but she undoubtedly earned herself an ‘F’ thanks to black widow-inspired bomb, which featured an incredibly unflattering fishnet overlay.
Fergie – This is the Best I’ve seen Fergie look. I see marriage is being good to you girl
The Black Eyed Peas beauty popped a regal pose in a royal blue Emilio Pucci mini and super-sexy snakeskin stilettos.
Beyonce – I agree we could have done something else with the hair but I’m sure she wanted an easy performance transition
Bey showed off her famous curves in a form-fitting Stephane Rolland gown, which she paired with oversized gold earrings, matching nail polish, and not-so-sexy stringy hair.
Taylor – Kanye made her famous outside of her box looking good girl!
The Album of the Year winner put her recent red carpet failures to rest in a fabulous sapphire, off-the-shoulder Kaufman Franco gown, chandelier earrings, and sideswept ‘do.
Jonas Brothers – I swear these boys were 12 yesterday. My have they grown up
The Jonas Brothers
Kevin, Joe, and Nick each held their own in simple yet chic ensembles, shiny shoes, and a reasonable amount of hair product … for them!
Rihanna – very fabulous Rih Rih, even the tattoo matches on the hand. I just wish we could do something else with that hair but I get it, you’re going through changes
RiRi — whose caramel-colored updo has been growing on us for weeks — was the epitome of elegance in a feathered Elie Saab frock, which highlighted her incredibly toned arms.
Adam Lambert – I just wanna know what we were going for here Adam?
The glam rocker delivered a bevy of fashion faux pas including caked-on makeup, a bedazzled blazer, a tacky bolo, excessive accessories, and heeled boots.
Miley Cyrus – Love the Dress and . . . . . . that’s about it!
The tween queen misfired in mismatched hair extensions and a shoulder pad-enhanced Herve Leger by Max Azria mini.
Pink – Spectacular girl! However about your performance. . . didn’t we do this at the MTV awards or something. Just saying
Before the “Sober” songstress wowed the crowd with a high-flying performance, she strutted her stuff in a floor-length ombre dress by Tony Ward Haute Couture and nearly 3 million dollars worth of Neil Lane jewels.
Katy Perry – Katy clearly needs a tanning bed or at minimum spend a week in Florida honey. You could go to the Superbowl, gives you a reason to be in the sun.
Russell Brand’s bride-to-be donned a nude Ice Capades-esque Zac Posen number, which looked a lot better onscreen than it did on the red carpet.
Jennifer Hudson – OK! I think this means she lost the Baby weight as well as some other weight and it all went to her chest! Looks good Ms. Hudson
The multi-talented superstar also rocked a Victoria Beckham beauty but accessorized with dark nylons, futuristic Lucite bangles, and Yves St. Laurent “Trib Two” platform pumps.
Keri Hilson – Makes me happy to know that even though she lost her Grammy for best new artist to God only knows who at least she looked fabulous doing so!
The Best New Artist nominee knocked it out of the park in a belted tulle mermaid gown, which hugged her curves in all the right places!
Ke$ha – If I was in Charge of the overall look of the Grammy’s I would not have let this chick in. This is your chance to let the world know who you are Ke$ha, yet you look like someone I could find in Broad-ripple on a Friday night!
The wild child dared to wear a golden flapper frock for her Grammy debut, but would have wound up with an ‘A’ had she opted for a sexier pair of pumps.
Ciara – Now She is usually always glamorous. Even just going to the gas station, so I wonder what happened here cause this isn’t cutting it for the Grammy’s. Funeral, yes, Grammy’s, NO!
The R&B star caused a commotion in a catastrophic bolero and lace jumpsuit from Givenchy’s latest line
Lea From Glee
Lea Michele – She may sometimes be the bitchy-spacey one on Glee but I love her non-the-less. She looks fabulous
The “Glee” cutie was quite possibly the best-dressed star at the soiree in a sexy, one-shoulder Romona Keveza mini, which featured a shredded skirt.
Snookie – If this is any indication of what this show and her life is about, I’m so glad I don’t watch. What face were you going for honey?? You are not Kim or even cute for that matter. Yikes!
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
The hot tubbin’, tanning bed lovin’, self-described guidette could barely breathe in her tacky purple mini and hoof-like heels.