[Source: The Frisky]

Because he wants to give you nightmares for the rest of your life, Dustin “Screech” Diamond has shared all his sordid “Saved by the Bell” stories in his new book, Behind the Bell.

And because I’m way too lazy to read the tell-all, thankfully someone else has and pulled out the juiciest bits. Let’s start with the most disturbing information. Dustin claims to have a big penis and says he has put it inside more than 2,000 women…icky!

– The ladies of SBTB apparently all had their go at Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. First Tiffani-Amber Thiessen cheated on her boyfriend with both of the guys, and then Elizabeth Berkley got sloppy seconds. Diamond wrote, “There was a desperation to [her] ho’ing, like she had a lot of catching up to do.”

– Other fun sex scandals include Dustin sleeping with NBC’s VP of children’s programming, Linda Mancuso, who was 18 years his senior and died in 2003, so can’t defend herself from the accusation. On top of that scandal, executive producer Peter Engel allegedly had threesomes with Tiffani-Amber and Mark-Paul … which Diamond only hints at by saying the actors went into long closed-door meetings with the exec and when they emerged, Tiffani would suddenly be written into scripts she hadn’t been in previously. It seems like maybe since Dustin wasn’t invited, he drew his own conclusions.

*I’m sure some of the stuff in this book is true, but he just comes off as jealous and incredibly desperate…you would think he’d just shut his yap because he’d be an absolute nobody if not for the show! The problem is, the things he’s saying are so juicy, that it almost makes you want to read it. Almost.

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