For all of you that want a good laugh or just not partaking in this love fest known as Valentines Day. I’ve put up a few winning poems from my close friend “D-Bag Jackson”…Enjoy!
Roses are Red
Asphalt is Black
I’m watching your diet
Cause your mom is real fat
I spent over one hundred
and that wasnt for nothing
so on the ride home
I expect some s**kin!
I could tell you that I love you
and that might be a lie
I had the perfect gift
but your card was declined
Its Valentines Day
Im going to love you all over
But it would be too sweet
If your HOT Friend came over
I never say sorry or apologize much
I dont like your dad and your friends are all sluts
We could have went out and had Valentines Cheer
But your out with that guy you told me was queer.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! From WebCam and the Great People at RadioNOW 100.9!
Uncanny Passion under the act of “Till Death Do Us Part” Warning Song has explicit lyrics!