In a new interview with OK! magazine, Jersey Shore‘s Snooki (aka Nicole Polizzi) talks about the show, dating, and the punch seen around YouTube:
What do you say to people who think the show is derogatory toward Italians?
People need to relax. It’s just young people having a good time at the Shore. We want to have fun, and yeah, we get drunk. It’s just a TV show.
Whose style [on the show] do you most admire?
Jenni’s because she has those big, fake boobs and can wear anything. Mine are real! You want to see them?
How often do you tan?
I really don’t tan because I’m half-Spanish so I’ve got that year-round tan. I was adopted.
How was it working with your housemates at the T-shirt shop?
I hated it! It was two or three days a week, for four or five hours, but it felt like 24. I never worked, I just stood there. We had SoCo [Southern Comfort] in the back; I’d take shots.
What would you like to say to the man who punched you?
You’re the loser of America! He’ll always be known as the guy who punched a little girl.
What’s next for Snooki?
I want a dating show — Snookin’ For Love. I want to find my prince. I’d have 27 guys: guidos and juice heads. That’d be heaven! Every time I’d pick a guy, I’d give them a pickle and we’d eat the pickle at the end.
*Why does my generation always expect to find true love on a dating series? Haven’t they actually watched the shows before? Yeah, and I’m sure that tan is 100% real. Riiiiight…