Jersey Shore returns to MTV Jan. 6 and don’t even pretend that you won’t be watching.

Just one look at the trailer and we can see there’s lots of must-see TV ahead. For starters, they’re back on their familiar stomping grounds in Jersey. Then, there’s a new roommate, Deena, who’s “four feet tall, a short little meatball, just like Snooki” who willingly gets naked in front of The Situation on her first day in the house.

And we get to see Snooki get arrested and one castmember break a stripper pole! But that’s not all…

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Apparently, the poor stripper pole was not made for gorillas. It topples over after Ronnie tries to show off his moves.

And speaking of Ronnie, yes, he and Sammi are still fighting, obviously.

And Sammi is still coming to blows with the other girls, including a fist fight with J-Woww. And it looks like she pulls an Angelina and leaves the house.

Jenni and her former boyfriend also break up on this season, prompting her to attempt a stealth mission to rescue her dogs and show the softer side of J-Woww.

And last, but certainly not least, we get to see the glorious footage and faceplant that resulted in this lovely, mascara-smudged mugshot of Snooki.

“Where’s the beach?” Indeed! See you at the shore.


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