I found one of my female friends online, and this is what went down. I believe Facebook chat was created for moments such as this…
Angie 11:49pm
guys bore me
i cant stand them for more than 2 months
OHH
YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND?
i drove 4 hrs to purdue
to hang out with this guy i met last week
Andrew 11:49pm
WHAT?
Angie 11:49pm
and we got drunk
had sex
and his d*** was super little
so the next day
when he went to class
i drove the 4 hrs home!
Andrew 11:50pm
WOW
Angie 11:50pm
i was supposed to be there all this weekend
and i ignored his calls and texts
and then lost my phone on friday
so yeahhhhh
Andrew 11:51pm
that’s priceless…this is why we’re friends.
Word to the wise: If a girl’s going to go through 3 states JUST to meet you, you better be able to bring the heat…or the meat…Have any embarrassing hook-up stories of your own? E-mail ’em to slater@radionowindy.com.