If you’re going to lie to police about your name, You should probably make sure it’s not tattooed on your neck. Cops in Illinois put out a warrant for Matthew Bushman from his arrest in a forgery case. A few day’s later cops spotted him and asked if he was Matthew. And he said no, and gave them a fake name. That might have worked if his name wasn’t tattooed on his NECK.

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