Who needs Oprah’s Favorite Things when you could have Kim Kardashian’s list of favorite sex toys?
No, but really. Kim Kardashian just released her 2016 Valentine’s Day Gift Guide on her app. She actually released 3 lists: Gifts for Him, Gifts For Her (which were both fairly generic, and surprisingly not horrendously expensive) and then there was the list called “Behind Closed Doors.”
Her naughty V-Day list includes 16 items: including mesh handcuffs, a stripper pole, a couple’s vibrator and a riding crop/whip. As well as a red silk blindfold, chocolate body fondue, edible panties and an X-rated board game.
And then, of course, it gets a little more excessive: sateen sheets by Ralph Lauren, a pack of 2,400 rose petals and — drumroll — a $10,000 bottle of Armand de Brignac Brut Rose Champagne.
But based on what Amber Rose claims Kanye’s into, we’re just shocked this list didn’t include latex gloves or *cough cough* finger food…