WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE!?
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the “Clip-On Man Bun” is apparently a thing.
Groupon is offering the clip-on man bun for $9.99 Seriously….THIS is the link [just in case you think this is a joke….I WISH it were…but no.] The buns are allegedly valued at $65.34 and are targeted for the “man who wears many hats, but no bun.”
“This attachable—and, equally important, detachable—man bun lets you blend in with your surroundings, putting it on when you smell the fair-trade coffee or hear a banjo, and taking it off when someone utters the word bro,” according to the ad.
Hmm…I don’t know how to feel about this. Could you imagine a sexy make-out sesh where you decide to get a little frisky and grab your dude’s man bun, only for it to come off and realize your dude wears a clip-in man bun? What’s next, clip-in extensions for dudes? GOSH…GET OUT OF OUR TERRITORY, leave the weave to the pros.
Cuz I can’t even…