Jokes 4 Us made a list of the best ways to reject a pick up line. Here are some of my personal favorites:
- Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
- Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
- Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
- Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.