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Valentine’s Day is next weekend, so it’s only fitting to share this hilariousness. Cuz boyyyyy do things change!

Enjoy!

1. Valentine’s Day Cards

At 10: You get a card from everyone in class featuring your favorite people and characters.

At 10: You get a card from everyone in class featuring your favorite people and characters.

At 20: People mask their increasing bitterness with layers of sarcasm and irony.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

At 30: You send a text with ~dirty~ emojis.

At 30: You send a text with ~dirty~ emojis.

2. Candy Hearts

At 10: You’ll eat anything that’s made of sugar, even if it kinda sorta definitely tastes like chalk.

At 10: You'll eat anything that's made of sugar, even if it kinda sorta definitely tastes like chalk.

At 20: You give “jokey” candies to mask your fear of rejection and protect your poor, vulnerable heart.

At 30: Save the candy hearts, give us pizza.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

3. Alcohol

At 10: No. You are 10.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

At 20: Bring me your finest cheapest champagne!

At 20: Bring me your finest cheapest champagne!

At 30: More like ValenWINE. Haha. Sigh.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

4. Roses

At 10: You’re not really sure what the big deal is. Won’t they die, like, right away?

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

At 20: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

At 30: You will give and receive roses and then wait much, much too long to finally throw them away.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

(Unless they’re bacon roses, as seen above.)

5. Smoochin’

At 10: You think it’s kinda gross, tbh.

At 20: You are all about it.

At 30: You’ll smooch after six hours of Netflix, maybe.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

6. Love Songs

At 10: You MIGHT listen to a certain lovey-dovey song in private, but would never admit it.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

At 20: You belt out your favorite romantic song in the shower.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

At 30: You still think about that one love song you used to sing all the time when you were 20.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

7. Secret Admirers

At 10: You feel awkward and great and terrible about knowing someone likes you.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

At 20: You still feel kind of awkward. And also pretty thirsty.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

At 30: You feel awkward, STILL. But also like maybe your admirer should take a number, because you know you’re crush-worthy.

Valentine's Day At Ages 10, 20, And 30

8. Chocolate

At 10: Yes.

At 10: Yes.

At 20: Yes.

At 20: Yes.

At 30: Yes.

At 30: Yes.

Moral of the story? Chocolate is always the answer, no matter your age.

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