1. This guy who’s probably on a PETA watch list.
2. This dude who needs to find a stadium of seats.
3. This fruit lover.
4. This guy who has absolutely no chill.
5. This dude who has no gauge for what’s appropriate.
6. This worst game ever.
7. This guy who ruined birds for everyone.
8. This peculiar strategy.
9. This dreadful pickup line.
10. This guy that went wrong so quickly.
11. This come-on that doesn’t even make any sense.
12. This truly astounding connection.
13. This unfortunate turn of events.
14. This word problem that no one wants to solve.
15. This guy trying to ruin the holidays.
16. This garbage mixed with vomit sprinkled with feces.
17. And this guy who started at 100 and just kept going…
18. And this guy who started at 1,000.
All of you have been disqualified from Tinder, immediately. Every. Single. One. Of. You.
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