All the single ladies, put your hands up!

Being single is both a blessing and a curse, and nothing sums up that point like this:

“25 Things That Happen When You’re Single”

 

1. People will try to set you up.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

2. So you’ll go on a date because your friend *promised* that they aren’t setting you up with a psycho.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

3. People will ask you why you’re single and you’ll be all, “Why are you still talking? LOL.”

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

4. Then you’ll ask yourself why, and ponder it while watching bad TV.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

5. So after pondering, you will decide to download Tinder.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

6. Then you’ll go on a date from Tinder.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

7. Then you’ll vow to never go on another blind date again.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

8. You’ll go on another blind date.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

9. And then, after being asked to participate in no fewer than 12 threesomes, you’ll delete Tinder.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

10. You’ll go to a wedding and spend the entire time counting down the time until you can get alcohol.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

11. Then the bride or groom will try to throw their bouquet or garter at you because, HAHA, you’re single.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

12. You’ll get on Facebook and see couple pictures and engagement announcements everywhere.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

13. Then you’ll vomcano and screenshot to send to your friends.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

14. You’ll see couples out in public and feel sad for a second.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

15. Then you’ll see them start to argue and think, LOL JK SINGLE IS FINE.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

16. You’ll listen to a song and be like :(

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

17. Then your jam will come on and you’ll realize you can dance with WHOMEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

18. You’ll spend Valentine’s Day alone eating bad food, feeling a little sorry for yourself.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

19. But then you’ll realize you saved money and now can buy yourself even MORE food. Win.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

20. Your parents and/or relatives will voice concerns about you.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

21. And then you’ll voice your concerns about their choices in life right back.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

22. You’ll try to order takeout and not be able to meet the minimum order.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

23. But then you’ll realize that means you can eat it AGAIN tomorrow, and you DGAF.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

24. You’ll watch a rom-com and possibly shed some tears.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

25. But then the movie will end and you’ll remember how BADASS and STRONG you are and that you don’t need ANYBODY to help you shine.

25 Things That Happen When You're Single

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