School is gearing up and soon, lots of college kids will be headed back to their respective universities for another year of craziness..oh, and higher education. And some parents will be sending their kids off to college for the very first time….warning: If you are one of those parents you might want to avoid reading this post before you become a little “too enlightened” to what your dear son or daughter is about to partake in.

And if you just so happen to be one of these aforementioned college kids, well…prepare to nod and laugh because you know how true this list is.

Behold, “29 Secrets College Kids Won’t Tell You”

1. You’re probably at your most athletic when you are playing drinking games.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

SINK THAT LAST CUP!

2. A futon is cheaper than a couch, and better to have sex on.

The most important furniture purchase of your young life, ladies and gentlemen.

3. Wednesday and Thursday nights are the most fun nights to go out; anyone who says otherwise is lying.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Those are the nights the truly fun people go out, so take note.

4. No one has a clue what is going on during freshman orientation (or the rest of the year, for that matter) and anyone who acts otherwise is lying.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Really, everything in life only starts to make sense sophomore year.

5. You can’t remember the last time you did the reading.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

You did it once freshman year, and then you learned better.

6. You will say you are never making “bad decisions” again, but that is the biggest lie in the world and you know it.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Staying out until 3 a.m. and making out with a stranger is a mistake you are strangely familiar with.

7. Deep down, you kind of like drinking the cheap stuff.

Enjoy pounding cheap brews now, because you have the rest of your life to drink the “good stuff.”

8. Getting to know your professors is actually kind of awesome, because they’re usually rock stars.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Once you sort through the Snapes, you will find there are a few Dumbledores and McGonagalls in there who will happily be the mentors in your life you need.

9. There is a difference between being “poor” and being “college poor.”

You cry poverty, yet are still able to go out four nights a week. Hmmm…

10. The only time you do laundry is when you run out of clean underwear, and not a moment before.

Because you have better things to do, obviously.

11. Your major kind of can actually define who you are as a person.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Maybe you’re a theatre geek, or one of “those” English majors, or a business student in a suit and tie!

12. The only time you *REALLY* dress up is when you’re going out, trying to impress someone, or both.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Sweats and jeans will do fine in all other situations, thank you very much.

13. You’ll spend way more time on Facebook in the library than ACTUALLY studying.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

You’re a pro at procrastination, that’s for sure.

14. Writing a thesis may kill you, but the pride you have in the finished product is well-worth the effort.

Few things are as rewarding — plus, you get to brag about it to your friends and family.

15. You don’t actually do any “studying” when you study abroad.

You don't actually do any "studying" when you study abroad.

Unless you count that wine-tasting class.

16. If you start a paper earlier than 9 p.m. the night before, you’re doing it wrong.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

The early bird doesn’t get the worm in this case.

17. Because really, you’d rather pull an all-nighter than even think about that paper a week in advance.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

You can sleep when you’re dead, or when you graduate.

18. You can survive on a diet of cold pizza, mac ‘n’ cheese, and Goldfish crackers, but it’s not advisable.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

You’ll still do it, anyway.

19. Being “popular” or “cool” like some people were in high school DEFINITELY does not matter anymore.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Find your close group of friends, and life will be aca-mazing. (See what I did there?)

20. The Freshman 15 is actually a very, very real thing if you aren’t careful.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Shockingly, all that late-night pizza isn’t exactly friendly to your beach body.

21. You sign up for classes around your sleep schedule and social calendar.

If you’re taking classes before 11 a.m. or on Fridays, you’re doing it wrong.

22. Try as hard as you might, your dorm room will NEVER look like it does in an IKEA catalogue.

Try as hard as you might, your dorm room will NEVER look like it does in an IKEA catalogue.

But as long as it is presentable enough to host an adult sleepover, you’re fine.

23. The student section at your school’s sporting events is both the most exciting and the craziest place on campus.

The student section at your school's sporting events is both the most exciting and the craziest place on campus.

Not even a frat party can compare.

24. Staying on your R.A.’s good side is absolutely, positively imperative.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

A happy R.A. means a happy you.

25. Either you’re in a serious relationship with someone and practically married, or you’re just hooking up, but there is no real in-between.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

What does “dating” mean, anyway?

26. Spring break isn’t actually a vacation but a week-long test of your liver and willpower.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

But remember to put on sunscreen too.

27. Arguments with your roommate are never actually about what you are arguing about.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

But somehow, you’re always able to hug it out.

28. No matter how tired you are, you ALWAYS will have enough energy to go out.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

God bless your 21-year-old energy.

29. And finally, college is more than just classes and parties. It’s where you make some important mistakes, meet lifelong friends, and grow up in the process.

29 Secrets College Students Won't Tell You

Now you’re the person you were always meant to be.

Credit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/youre-not-too-cool-for-school

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