All I have to say is #SinglePeopleProbz.

Yep…

 

“21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married”

 

1. The most serious relationship in your life right now is with your Netflix account.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

2. You can’t even decide what you’re going to eat for dinner, let alone who you want to spend the rest of your life with.

You can’t even decide what you’re going to eat for dinner, let alone who you want to spend the rest of your life with.

3. Honestly, you can barely find a plus one to bring to the weddings you get invited to.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

4. The drunk texts you send on the weekends are usually to your mom, not your current hookups.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

5. You feel genuinely afraid for all of your peers who are getting engaged on Facebook.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

6. And genuinely annoyed when their thousands of wedding photos take over your social media.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

7. Even the thought of getting a houseplant brings up your latent commitment issues.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

8. Nothing makes your palms sweat faster than watching public engagements go down.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

9. When you see wedding gowns, you don’t immediately envision yourself in them.

When you see wedding gowns, you don't immediately envision yourself in them.

10. And when you’re at the salon or waiting for the doctor, the bridal magazines are the last ones you flip through.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

11. You just don’t understand the appeal of Pinterest wedding boards.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

12. You can’t fathom how people can budget for a huge wedding when you barely afford your weekend bar tab.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

13. When you see a diamond ring, you immediately equate how much you could sell it for to help pay off your student loans.

14. You lose a sock every time you do laundry. No one should be trusting you to keep track of an engagement ring.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

15. When your friends talk about their dream weddings, the only contribution you can make is what flavor cake you’re currently craving.

When your friends talk about their dream weddings, the only contribution you can make is what flavor cake you’re currently craving.

16. Registries remind you of everything you want but can’t buy for your own apartment, because your five roommates can’t be trusted.

Registries remind you of everything you want but can't buy for your own apartment, because your five roommates can't be trusted.

17. Whenever you hear the sentence, “When I get married,” you silently correct it to “IF I get married” in your head.

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

18. You dread the inevitable, “So, are you seeing anyone?” conversation at all family functions.

19. And you get uncomfortable bringing up other peoples’ engagements in front of friends, in fear they’ll ask you if “you’re next.”

21 Signs You’re Nowhere Near Ready To Get Married

20. You don’t automatically associate a perfect romance or love with marriage.

You don’t automatically associate a perfect romance or love with marriage.

21. And your idea of ultimate happiness doesn’t necessarily entail someone waiting for you at the end of the aisle.

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