Why go to the gym when you can just drink wine? Seems legit, right? I mean….they are pretty much the same thing…

and here’s why:

 

1). They both have proven health benefits.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

2. Both require heavy lifting.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

…if you do it right.

3. Both have a singular purpose.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

We all know those people who go to the gym looking perfect and you know they’re not actually there for the benefits of the gym. We also have those friends who show up to Wine Wednesday with beer or vodka and we can’t help but silently judge them.

4. Members of both tend to be judgmental.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

You can’t help but judge or feel judged while at the gym…just like you can’t help but judge everyone not in the room on wine night.

5. They both have the same type of people involved.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

6. The one who goes all or nothing.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

7. The one who does it to try and feel better.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

8. The one who claims to do it, but you never actually witness in action.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

9. The one who always overdoes it.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

10. The one who does it in the hopes of “impressing” a guy.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

11. The one who refuses to partake.

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

12. But in all reality…

Reasons Drinking Wine is the Same as Going to the Gym

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