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This. Is. Genius.

Seriously, I ran across this and HAD to share, because it is my life struggle in a nutshell…

I mean, what would you do if the FCC didn’t let you say bad words at work? Yup…just say them twice as much while you’re off air. Lol…The struggle is real….sooooo real.

 

Enjoy!

“19 Problems Only Women Who Love Cursing Understand”

1. People have said that you have “bad manners” because you’re a woman who likes to curse.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

2. And you’ve been told, “Cursing isn’t ladylike,” to which you want to respond with, “F you.”

And you've been told, "Cursing isn't ladylike," to which you want to respond with, "Fuck you."

3. You constantly feel like you have to watch your fucking mouth when you’re around strangers.

You constantly feel like you have to watch your fucking mouth when you're around strangers.

4. Friends are often nervous to bring you around their parents or children, because they assume the only words you know end with -uck and -itch.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

5. Whenever you curse in public, you feel the judgmental gaze of someone who took offense.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

6. And you always wonder if you should apologize, but in the end it’s like… F that a$$hole.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

7. Whenever you’re feeling anxious, the only thing that makes you feel better is saying F**K IT ALL.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

8. But you’re constantly worried about making other people around you uncomfortable.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

9. And when you have an important work meeting or job interview, the first things out of your mouth tend to be NSFW.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

10. Whenever you start to date someone new, there’s always a test window where you have to gauge just how much shit they can handle.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

11. And you’ve been told to “Stop cursing!” on several occasions.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

12. When you’re at a family function and not able to curse all day, the minute you leave is the most satisfying moment of your life.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

13. People assume cursing means you have a limited vocabulary, when really it’s just more passionate than most.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

14. You’ve often thought, “I’ll stop cursing when I have kids,” then remembered that’s impossible.

15. Whenever you try and tame the cursing, some heinous tw@t brings it out in you.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

16. You know that the best way to curse is in another language, but feel awkward about googling, “Spanish word for b*tch” at work.

 

17. Because you’re a woman, people just apply a double standard that you shouldn’t curse.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

18. And they act all shocked when something profane comes out of your mouth.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

19. When really, swearing has always made you stronger: You use it to emphasize your fucking points.

19 Problems All Women Who Love Cursing Know To Be True

Credit:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/problems-all-women-who-love-cursing-know-to-be-true

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