These are CLASSIC. Because they couldn’t be more true… enjoy!

 

1. You know how you used to be able to go full days on barely any sleep? Yeah, no. Give me eight hours, or give me death.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

2. And you know how you hated naps as a kid? Now you’d kill for one. Anytime. Anywhere.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

3. No matter how hard you try, you will break every diet you begin. Nothing feels as good as chocolate cake tastes.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

4. Which is OK, because at some point you’ll have a revelatory moment when you realize: Oh, wait. I’m perfect. Just like this.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

5. Everyone is crazy. Literally. Every single human is insane.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

If you meet someone who seems to have their shit completely together, they’re actually just doing a very good job pretending.

6. Your best friends are the people whose insanity is compatible with yours.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

7. And those people – the people you love and need the most – will also be the ones you get angriest at.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

8. You will spend a depressing proportion of your free time doing mind-numbing household chores. No cute punchline here. Just a sad, sad fact.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

9. You can live with people you’re best friends with, or whom you don’t know at all. Anything in between is a recipe for disaster.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

10. You will have to work a lot of sh*tty, irrelevant jobs…

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

In order to get to one you love.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

11. And even then, when you’ve bagged your dream job, there will be awful bosses and long days.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

12. But it’s all worth it on the best day of every month: SALARY DAY.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

13. Speaking of which: You will try very hard to save money. But somehow, there will be so, so, so many weeks when all you can afford is Ramen.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

14. Primarily because your money-managing logic is: “I saved $7 on lunch, so I deserve these $80 shoes.” WRONG.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

15. Approximately once a month, regardless of your relationship status, this will be you:

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

16. And even if you think you’re done feeling FOMO, there will be some Friday nights when you succumb.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

17. The older you get, the more time you’ll spend removing unwanted bodily hair from places you didn’t even know you could grow any.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

18. And you will never be immune to making egregious and mortifying grooming decisions.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

19. Even though your hangovers get more and more painful with time…

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

So does your need to socially lubricate.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

20. You’ve always known your family was nuts, but it quickly becomes apparent that so is everyone else’s.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

21. And the most significant family members aren’t the ones you’re born with, but the ones you find on your own.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

22. You have to date a lot of Janices before you find your Monica.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

23. And even the most perfect relationship you’re ever in will have some nasty, nasty rough patches.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

24. Way before you’re ready for it, people younger than you will be using slang you don’t understand.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

25. You will constantly, forever, unendingly develop huge, devastating crushes on people you SHOULD NOT have crushes on.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

26. Life happens, people move away, and you get used to never thinking about people you thought you couldn’t live without.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

*They don’t always get off the plane.

27. No matter how hard you try to slow it down, time keeps on flying.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

28. And even though it feels like, far too often, your job’s a joke, you’re broke, and your love life’s DOA…

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

29. You will always get by with a little help from your friends.

29 Genuinely Astonishing Facts You Learn In Your Twenties

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