In the words of Beyoncé, “All my single ladies…now put your hands up.”

This…..is for you.

 

“24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Hearing”

 

1. “So, are you dating anyone?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

If I were would that be your business? No. Bye.

2. “When was the last time you went on a date?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

AGAIN, how is this your business?

3. “Are you putting yourself out there?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Nope, never.

4. “Have you tried Tinder?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Gee, what a great idea!

5. “What about Match.com?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Is this real life?

6. “Do you ever get lonely?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Do YOU ever get lonely? What the hell kind of question is this?

7. “Can I have your +1 seat at the wedding for someone else?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

I hate you.

8. “Can I set you up?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Please don’t.

9. “Are you being too picky?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

I like to call it “having standards.”

10. “Have you prayed about it?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

WHAT, like this is some sort of medical condition? Jesus.

11. “Does it bother you that most of your friends are married?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

NO IT’S TOTALLY FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING.

12. “When can I expect grandchildren/nieces/nephews out of you?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

MAYBE NEVER IF YOU KEEP ASKING.

13. “Are you giving off the right signals?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

What are all these signals you people keep talking about? Not sure how I can be any clearer.

14. “What about _____, wasn’t that the one you dated for a while?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

WE BROKE UP FOR A REASON.

15. “You’re like a modern Carrie Bradshaw, aren’t you?!”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Don’t ever compare me to her again. I would never choose Big over Aidan.

16. “How hasn’t anyone snatched you up yet?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION.

17. “Is your biological clock ticking?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Well it WASN’T.

18. “Don’t you want to have kids?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Are you implying that I’m running out of time?

19. “Are you next?” — people at weddings

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

I’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I KNOW.

20. “Is this your boyfriend?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Yes, every man that I talk to is my boyfriend.

21. “Isn’t it so fun being single though?!”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

Yeah, I’m having an absolute blast.

22. “When did your parents get married?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

HOW IS THIS RELEVANT?

23. “Are you being too forward?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

More dating advice from you, please. Really. It’s so enlightening.

24. “Have you thought about freezing your eggs?”

24 Questions Single Girls Are Tired Of Being Asked

We’re done here. Bye. Forever.

Credit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/questions-single-girls-are-tired-of-being-asked

 

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