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THIS is my life. Believe it or not, I have NEVER been a morning person, sooo waking up at 4am to do the morning show literally REQUIRES copious amounts of caffeine. And until I have that first cup of coffee, you might as well just call me Maleficent

So…Coffee Addicts Anonymous, this is for you, courtesy of the geniuses at Buzzfeed (because….obvi, they understand us…)

 

“28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand”

 

1. There is no waking up in the morning without your cup of coffee.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

2. You without your coffee vs. you with your coffee is like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

3. And to be perfectly honest, drinking that first cup of coffee does nothing to wake you up.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

4. And two or three cups barely will affect you.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

5. Truthfully, you are worried about dying from a caffeine overdose from the amount you have to drink.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

6. The smell of coffee is intoxicating and only increases your desire for more caffeine.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

7. Your paycheck basically goes right back to Starbucks.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

8. You don’t even have to place an order at Starbucks. They already know what you’re drinking.

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9. But your barista gives you that judgmental eye when you order a heavily caffeinated drink.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

10. Your personality is directly correlated with how much caffeine you have had that day.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

11. You also cannot be productive unless you are properly caffeinated.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

12. People have probably noticed how much caffeine you consume. They definitely judged you.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

13. They probably tell you that you should cut back. You don’t listen to them.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

14. You always have to pee because you drink so much coffee.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

15. Decaf coffee? WHAT IS THE POINT.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

16. And it ruins your day when you run out of coffee at work.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

17. There are empty coffee cups and Starbucks napkins strewn throughout your car.

There are empty coffee cups and Starbucks napkins strewn throughout your car.

18. 5-Hour Energy? Those are child’s play.

5-Hour Energy? Those are child’s play.

19. You have done that thing where you quickly finish a cup of coffee, so you can go and get that next cup of coffee.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

20. When your hot coffee gets cold is a NIGHTMARE.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

21. But even worse? When your iced coffee melts and gets watered down.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

22. You plan trips and your errands around when and where you are going to get coffee.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

23. Maybe you’ve tried to kick your habit. It didn’t go so well.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

24. You may have tried other types of caffeinated beverages, but you know that coffee is what really gives you wings.

You may have tried other types of caffeinated beverages, but you know that coffee is what really gives you wings.

25. Two words: Coffee. Breath.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

26. You’ve grown accustomed to that feeling when your heart is racing and about to explode.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

27. Spilling coffee on yourself has become a part of your daily routine.

28 Problems All Coffee Addicts Will Understand

28. Yeah, you may be a coffee addict. BUT IT MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE.

 

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