After four months of tying my p**** to the commitment wagon, I recently reentered the dating scene. Among us “millenials” it’s become almost customary for singles to download a dating app called “Tinder”. Since downloading it I’ve found it more than difficult to find a woman willing to swim with the ebb and flow of my sarcasm. Here’s what I mean:

***Images are blurred to protect the identities of these individuals, not because they fit the category of “drunken right-swipes”***

Lord Tinder

STATUS: NO RESPONSE

 

Lord Tinder 2

STATUS: NO RESPONSE

 

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STATUS: NO RESPONSE

 

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STATUS: NO RESPONSE

 

 

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STATUS: WORK-IN-PROGRESS

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