If you thought the sinkhole that ate multiple Corvettes at the National Corvette Museum was the CRAZIEST thing to go down in Bowling Green, Kentucky…you’re soooo wrong…but don’t worry, this dude deserved it.

This is a [REAL] scathing breakup letter a woman left for her boyfriend on Facebook. The  woman, who remains nameless, was dating the coach of a high school boys  basketball team in Bowling Green, KY. The coach, Jason Stonebraker, resigned after this BRUTAL breakup post publicly hit Facebook:

Credit: PostGradProblems.com

Credit: PostGradProblems.com

Dirty laundry time! I don’t usually share drama on social media, but I need  to bring this to the world’s attention. I know you’ve seen a lot of activity  from me lately flaunting my adorable relationship with the boyfriend, Jason  Stonebraker. While these things truly happened, I was not honest with you about  my true feelings. These posts were part of a plan to end my relationship. Let me  tell you why.

I recently found out my wonderful, committed boyfriend (with whom I currently  live) has been cheating on me with at least five women. They range in age and  appearance and are, I’m sure, just the tip of the iceberg. I’ll choose to take  the high road here and not divulge their names. It all started when I stumbled  upon his phone and found some very incriminating texts and pictures. For the  record, I am no snooper. It’s just not my style. I was only curious, just  wondering what he’d been up to. I have nothing to hide and assumed he didn’t  either.

But sure enough, I struck infidelity gold and discovered what a twisted  psychopath he really is.

The fun part of the story is that when he left for work this morning, I  kissed him goodbye and asked what he’d like for dinner tonight. Tonight when he  gets home, however, he will find an empty apartment and this letter:

“February 24, 2014

To Coach Jason (Stoney) Stonebraker:

YOU ARE A FOOL. You’re a liar, a cheater, and a borderline pedophile.  You disgust me. You’ve used me and taken me for granted far too long. I will not  waste one more precious minute with your sorry self.

You call me crazy—the lamest, most overused derogatory insult for a  woman. (I know you struggle with big words, so derogatory=bad.) I’ll  admit, I was crazy. Crazy for lowering my standards for you. Crazy for believing  you had potential. Crazy for making excuses for your faults and overlooking your  downfalls. Crazy for believing you when you told me you loved me and wanted to  spend the rest of your life with me. Crazy for wasting 2 1/2 years on you. Crazy  to move from Nashville to Bowling Green to be with you. Like I always say,  “Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way.”

I couldn’t care less what you think of me. Lions do not lose sleep over  opinions of sheep.

To reiterate (that means “go over it again”): I am light years out of your  league. I am smarter than you, more successful than you, and kinder than you  deserve. I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU. And everyone knows it. I see the look in  your friends’ eyes. The look that says “why are YOU with HIM?” None of my  friends or family can stand you and have eagerly encouraged me to leave you for  years. I should have listened sooner.

About the apartment: I terminated the lease weeks ago. (Yes, WEEKS.) It’s up  March 31st. You have two options: 1) pay March rent or 2) GTFO. We both  know you’re broke with barely an income, so I assume you’ll move back in with  mommy and daddy—if they let you. Remember how happy they were when I moved to  Bowling Green a year ago and you FINALLY moved out of their house? LOL

You’re a broke, 30 year old manwhore who lives with his parents. And it’s  likely you’ll be without a job very soon. So lame.

I feel as though an elephant has been lifted from my shoulders—or should I  say a yeti? I’ve supported you, I’ve paid for EVERYTHING, I’ve cooked, cleaned,  and done your laundry. I gave you my entire heart and everything I have but  still this wasn’t enough for you. You’ve wanted for nothing, yet you still  felt the need for attention from other women? You just needed your ego  stroked—among other things. Because that’s the kind of person you are. You  are a twisted psychopath and a master manipulator of women. You flaunt a bravado  to cover up your wild insecurities. You are the most pretentious egomaniac I’ve  ever met. (All those big words mean “you talk a big game but you ain’t  shit.”)

In conclusion, I am elated to be done with you. Thank you for giving me an  easy out. I’ve struggled with wanting to leave you for months but my big  heart didn’t want to hurt YOU or leave you stranded without a place to live.  (Really, where are you going to go?) In light of your multiple  infidelities, I have found clarity and peace. I may mourn the loss of a  relationship, but I will never mourn you. I cannot wait to get you out my life.  I’d rather live in a polar vortex for a hundred years than spend one more day  with you.

I will go on to be the amazing, independent woman that I am: charming,  successful, kind, clever, witty, faithful, talented, and wicked smart…my list of  attributes is a mile long.

And you’re the fool that let me go.

Bless your stupid, stupid heart.

P.S. Although I’m sure there’ve been countless others, your epic douchery has  come to my attention only in the past few weeks. Everything I’ve done since then  has been a calculated step in my overall strategy to leave you. Nothing I’ve  done has been without purpose. Holding my tongue and acting as if everything was  normal: the purpose was to blindside you. AND IT WORKED. The whole twitter  ordeal and tagging you on social media: the purpose was to call attention to  myself and let the other women know you had a live-in CURRENT girlfriend so they  could also see what a dog you are. AND IT WORKED. Packing my belongings bit by  bit “to sell in a yard sale”: the purpose was to make it easier on me moving  day. AND IT WORKED. Telling you I’m working from home today: the purpose was so  I could pack in peace whilst you were at school. AND IT WORKED.

Not only do you take me for granted, but you also overwhelmingly  underestimate me.

Hell hath no fury as that of a woman scorned, Jason.

I have already moved on from you. And it was easy.

So the moral of this story is, a man should never underestimate a woman with  bigger balls.”

 

Wooooooooowwwwwwwww…

Game. Set. Match. She even threw in a Game of Thrones reference for good  measure (I respect that, giiiirl). Apparently, Stonebraker is also under investigation for “inappropriate electronic communication” with an 18-year-old  student.

Eww.

The woman’s original Facebook post has since been taken down and she offered  this apology, seems to ring kind of hollow after she completely wrecked this  guy’s life.

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I’m pretty sure she still comes out the winner in all of this.

#BOOM

 

Credit: http://postgradproblems.com/kentucky-woman-breaks-up-with-her-boyfriend-in-an-absolutely-brutal-facebook-post/#RTC8X2JIvXHQgmZo.99

 

 

 

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