Last night a new Olympic women’s figure skating champion was crowned (Sorry boutcha Yuna Kim). And I’m guilty of making my boyfriend sit through all the routines (much to his dismay, obvi). But after a while, he got a little more into it and started asking lots of questions. Not that I’m a professional by any means, but my younger sister is a skater and I actually did skate for a few years during my childhood…hence this amazing photo of me at age 6 rocking a goldfish skating costume for a Little Mermaid-themed ice-show.

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LOL…don’t judge me for the 80’s makeup either….I blame my mom.

SWAG. Hahahaha…

 

Anywho, like I said, my boo started asking lots of questions, from “How do they not get dizzy?” to “What did she mess up” to “She’s 15, why is her skirt so short…that’s gross., I don’t wanna see that” and even “Is Kristi Yamaguchi in this?” (<—-LMAO…a little late babe, by like 10 years).

 

But I’m sure he isn’t the only one with lots of questions while watching these little ice ballerinas do their thaaaang. In fact, I know he’s not the only one…thanks to this amazing list from our friends at Buzzfeed.

 

So, enjoy…. “The 27 Things You’re REALLY Thinking While Watching Figure Skating”

 

 

1. VERY PRETTY. BUT YOUR FEET ARE POINTING IN WEIRD DIRECTIONS.

VERY PRETTY. BUT YOUR FEET ARE POINTING IN WEIRD DIRECTIONS. 

2. COOL BUT WHAT IF

COOL BUT WHAT IF 

…HE LETS GO.

...HE LETS GO. 

 

3. YEP, YOU GOT IT UP THERE.

YEP, YOU GOT IT UP THERE. 

 

4. WELL DONE.

WELL DONE. 

 

5. EVERYONE WATCHING YOU IS IN PAIN.

EVERYONE WATCHING YOU IS IN PAIN. 

 

6. ANDDDD WE CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR CROTCH.

AND WE CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR CROTCH. 

7. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. 

 

8. WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO BALANCE IN THAT POSITION.

WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO BALANCE IN THAT POSITION. 

 

9. THAT LOOKS VERY UNSAFE.

THAT LOOKS VERY UNSAFE. 

 

10. LOL YOUR HEAD IS IN HIS CROTCH.

LOL YOUR HEAD IS IN HIS CROTCH. 

 

11. HEY GUY WHAT IS THAT FACE.

HEY GUY WHAT IS THAT FACE. 

 

12. THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE. 

 

13. LIKE, WHOSE LEG IS THAT THO.

LIKE, WHOSE LEG IS THAT THO. 

 

14. ARE YOU GUYS SINGING?

ARE YOU GUYS SINGING? 

 

15. *SCREAMING SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMING*

*SCREAMING SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMING* 

 

16. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE’S GOT THIS…

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'S GOT THIS... 

 

17. I FOR ONE DO NOT THINK HE’S GOT THIS.

I FOR ONE DO NOT THINK HE'S GOT THIS. 

 

18. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CATCH HERRRRRR

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CATCH HERRRRRR 

 

19. WUT. HOW.

WUT. HOW. 

 

20. YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT?!

YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT. 

 

21. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS POSITION WITHOUT SOMEONE LOSING AN EAR?

HOW DO YOU PLAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS POSITION WITHOUT SOMEONE LOSING AN EAR. 

 

22. NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO THIS AND IT LOOKS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO THIS AND IT LOOKS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 

 

23. DUDE…HIS HANDS ARE TOTALLY ON HER HOO-HAH.

HIS HANDS ARE TOTALLY ON HER THING. 

 

24. OH HELL NO.

OH HELL NO. 

 

25. WHOA SH*T!

WHOA SHIT! 

26. HUH… I WONDER IF THEY’VE DONE IT.

HUH. I WONDER IF THEY'VE DONE IT. 

27. WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE? ISN’T THAT COLD?

WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE ISN'T THAT COLD? 

Yep….that about sums it up.

 

 

 

 

 

Credit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/things-youre-thinking-during-figure-skating

 

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