Last night a new Olympic women’s figure skating champion was crowned (Sorry boutcha Yuna Kim). And I’m guilty of making my boyfriend sit through all the routines (much to his dismay, obvi). But after a while, he got a little more into it and started asking lots of questions. Not that I’m a professional by any means, but my younger sister is a skater and I actually did skate for a few years during my childhood…hence this amazing photo of me at age 6 rocking a goldfish skating costume for a Little Mermaid-themed ice-show.
Anywho, like I said, my boo started asking lots of questions, from “How do they not get dizzy?” to “What did she mess up” to “She’s 15, why is her skirt so short…that’s gross., I don’t wanna see that” and even “Is Kristi Yamaguchi in this?” (<—-LMAO…a little late babe, by like 10 years).
But I’m sure he isn’t the only one with lots of questions while watching these little ice ballerinas do their thaaaang. In fact, I know he’s not the only one…thanks to this amazing list from our friends at Buzzfeed.
So, enjoy…. “The 27 Things You’re REALLY Thinking While Watching Figure Skating”
1. VERY PRETTY. BUT YOUR FEET ARE POINTING IN WEIRD DIRECTIONS.
2. COOL BUT WHAT IF
…HE LETS GO.
3. YEP, YOU GOT IT UP THERE.
4. WELL DONE.
5. EVERYONE WATCHING YOU IS IN PAIN.
6. ANDDDD WE CAN TOTALLY SEE YOUR CROTCH.
7. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
8. WHY ARE YOU ABLE TO BALANCE IN THAT POSITION.
9. THAT LOOKS VERY UNSAFE.
10. LOL YOUR HEAD IS IN HIS CROTCH.
11. HEY GUY WHAT IS THAT FACE.
12. THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
13. LIKE, WHOSE LEG IS THAT THO.
14. ARE YOU GUYS SINGING?
15. *SCREAMING SCREAMS SCREAMS SCREAMING*
16. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE’S GOT THIS…
17. I FOR ONE DO NOT THINK HE’S GOT THIS.
18. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CATCH HERRRRRR
19. WUT. HOW.
20. YOU ARE STEPPING ON HIM WITH YOUR KNIFE FOOT?!
21. HOW DO YOU PLAN TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS POSITION WITHOUT SOMEONE LOSING AN EAR?
22. NO ONE IS MAKING YOU DO THIS AND IT LOOKS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
23. DUDE…HIS HANDS ARE TOTALLY ON HER HOO-HAH.
24. OH HELL NO.
25. WHOA SH*T!
26. HUH… I WONDER IF THEY’VE DONE IT.
27. WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE? ISN’T THAT COLD?
Yep….that about sums it up.