Already failing at your New Years Resolution to hit the gym on the regular and get fit? No prob…

So let’s go back to eating cookies and keeping it real, cool?

You’re welcome.

 

17 Reasons NOT To Go To The Gym In January:

 

1. The newbs have invaded

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

2. and it’s about to get real intense

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

3. as they make good on their resolutions

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

4. and they’re going all out

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

5. Getting ripped

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

6. Power-pressing

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

7. Cardio-whatzing

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

8. Jazzer-thrusting

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

9. Ab-rolling

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

10. Uh… this-ing

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

11. They don’t know what they’re doing

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

12. But they’re doing the crap out of it

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

13. Hoping to go from this

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

14. To this

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

15. In one month

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

16. Because come February

17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym In January

 

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