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TIS THE SEASON Y’ALL!

Yup yup yup, it’s football time, which means that any given Sunday you’ll be throwing on your Andrew Luck jersey, grabbing some brews and headed down to tailgate or partake in some sort of epic football-themed party festivities. So naturally, leave it to my people at Buzzfeed to come up with the most wonderous list of everything you need to know to have the most AWESOME SUNDAY EVER.

 

So, my friends…BEHOLD: “The 17 DO’s And DON’Ts Of Awesome Tailgating”

 

1. DO Take It Easy The Night Before So You Can Get Up Early And Park As Close To The Stadium As Possible

             

DO Take It Easy The Night Before So You Can Get Up Early And Park As Close To The Stadium As PossibleIt WILL be worth it.

 

2. DON’T Bring Frozen, Pre-Formed Hamburger Patties

Eating a frozen hamburger is a waste of 1) meat and 2) the minutes you have left in your life before you die. Eww.

 

3. DO Bring Enough Food To Give Some To The People In Adjacent Parking Spaces

             

DO Bring Enough Food To Give Some To The People In Adjacent Parking SpacesIt’s a pro move to establish good vibes with your neighbors right away.

 

4. DON’T Be A Scold About The Technical Difference Between A “Barbeque” And A “Cookout”

             

DON'T Be A Scold About The Technical Difference Between A "Barbeque" And A "Cookout"Because if you are “that person”…I assume that you also drink your can of Coors light with your pinkie up… and we can’t be friends…

 

5. DO Bring More Ice Than You Think You Will Possibly Ever Be Able To Use

             

DO Bring More Ice Than You Think You Will Possibly Ever Be Able To UseMake sure your beer is cold and frosty heading into hours three through ten!

 

6. DO Bring Something To Help Pass The Time

             

DO Bring Something To Help Pass The TimeThese guys have it made.

 

7. DO Make Sure You Have A Way To Keep Up With Other Games

             

DO Make Sure You Have A Way To Keep Up With Other GamesGenius.

 

8. DON’T Play Ladder Toss

             

DON'T Play Ladder TossIt looks’ like a kids’ toy. Football is a game for grown men and the women who can drink them under the table.

 

9. DO Play Cornhole

             

DO Play CornholeThrow a SACK in a HOLE? That’s WAYYYY more like it.

10. DO Bring A Football And Dent Some Poor Sucker’s Car Hood With An Errant Punt

             

DO Bring A Football And Dent Some Poor Sucker's Car Hood With An Errant PuntPat McAfee who?

 

11. DON’T Leave A Mess

             

DON'T Leave A MessDon’t be that d-bag. Just…don’t.

 

12. DON’T Get So Drunk That You Miss The Game

             

DON'T Get So Drunk That You Miss The GameBecause that’s stupid. And defeats the purpose anyway, right?

 

13. DON’T Forget That You Can Tailgate After The Game Too

             

DON'T Forget That You Can Tailgate After The Game TooBecause that’s how champions party, obvi.

 

14. DO Walk Around The Parking Lot With A Case Of Beer Talking To Strangers

             

DO Walk Around The Parking Lot With A Case Of Beer Talking To StrangersBecause we all make friends with random strangers when booze is involved. Case in point: COLLEGE.

 

15. DO Get So Jacked Up For The Game That You Nearly Explode

             

DO Get So Jacked Up For The Game That You Nearly ExplodeAKA…Be Kyle.

 

16. DO Something Crazy

             

DO Something CrazyBut don’t die. Everything else is fair game though..

17. DO Forget About All The Dumb Stress Of Everyday Existence While You Bask In The Greatness Of Being Free And Alive On A Beautiful Fall Weekend

             

DO Forget About All The Dumb Stress Of Everyday Existence While You Bask In The Greatness Of Being Free And Alive On A Beautiful Fall WeekendBecause It’s football season again, everyone. WOOOOOOO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Credit: Buzzfeed. http://www.buzzfeed.com/bml/17-ways-to-maximize-the-awesomeness-of-your-tailgate

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