Sallisaw, Oklahoma native (and most likely local idiot) Misty Van Horn was arrested last week for trying to pawn off her 10-month old baby via Facebook. Police were alerted that Horn had tried to sell her youngest child to a woman who lived 30 minutes away in Fort Smith, Arkansas. DailyDot reported that Horn had sent Facebook messages offering the baby and all of her stuff for the price of $1,000.
“Just come to Sallisaw, it’s only 30 minutes away and I’ll give you all of her stuff and let y’all have her forever for $1,000. – Misty Van Horn via Facebook
In addition to offering up her youngest daughter, Horn was willing to throw in her 2-year-old for the package deal price of $4,000.
I don’t have any kids to sell, but I have a sweet bike I’ll let go of for the right price….what is wrong with people, seriously!~?