Conan is bringing a “half-assed” live show to 30 cities around the continent, the funnyman announced Thursday, ending weeks of anticipation from fans still reeling from his ‘Tonight Show’ exit. Bypassing the old-school press release, O’Brien went directly to Twitter to break the news of the aptly-dubbed ‘Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour’: “Hey Internet: I’m headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour,” he writes, adding, “I repeat: It’s half-assed. The Shows begin April 12 in Eugene, OR, and conclude June 14 in Atlanta.
Tour Dates;
April 12 • Eugene, OR
Hult Center For the Performing Arts
April 13 • Vancouver, BC
Orpheum Theatre
April 16 • Spokane, WA
INB Performing Arts Center
April 17 • Enoch, AB
River Cree Resort & Casino
April 18 • Seattle, WA
Marion Oliver McCaw Hall
April 22 • San Francisco, CA
Nob Hill Masonic Center
April 24 • Universal City, CA
Gibson Amphitheater
April 29 • San Diego, CA
San Diego Civic Theatre
April 30 • Phoenix, AZ
Dodge Theatre
May 1 • Las Vegas, NV
The Pearl Concert Theatre – Palms Casino
May 4 • Reno, NV
Grand Sierra Resort & Casino – Grand Theatre
May 5 • San Jose, CA
San Jose State University Events Center
May 6 • Sacramento, CA
Sacramento Memorial Auditorium
May 9 • Boulder, CO
Mackey Auditorium
May 13 • Dallas, TX
McFarlin Memorial Auditorium-SMU Campus
May 14 • Austin, TX
Austin Music Hall
May 15 • Tulsa, OK
Brady Theater
May 16 • Kansas City, MO
Midland Theatre
May 18 • Minneapolis, MN
Orpheum Theatre
May 19 • Chicago, IL
Chicago Theatre
UPDATE: Second Chicago Date Added
May 22 • Toronto, ON
Massey Hall
May 30 • Atlantic City, NJ
Borgata Spa & Resort – Event Center
June 1 • New York, NY
Radio City Music Hall
UPDATE: Second NYC Date Added
June 4 • Boston, MA
Wang Theater
June 6 • Uncasville, CT
Mohegan Sun Arena
June 7 • Upper Darby, PA
Tower Theatre
June 8 • Washington, DC
Constitution Hall
June 11 • Manchester, TN
Bonaroo Music Festival
June 14 • Atlanta, GA
Fox Theatre





