Snooki has really gotten herself into a pickle this time – and not the kind she likes. It’s the morning after Snooki’s drunken “rebound reaction” to going on a break with Jionni – i.e. the morning after Snooki slept with Vinny but was too blacked out to remember it. So she drags poor, devoted JWoww out of bed at 7:30 a.m. to go get self-pity mimosas. “When people function this early, this isn’t real life to me,” Snooki says as she does a commando cartwheel in the street in front of a nun. “I feel like it’s a video game.”
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